1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
humping too energetically on broken glass (don't even ask, unless of course you are open to experimentation)

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
chains and whips for my love pets

3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
if by cell phone you mean pecker than i would have to say enormous.(the rest you'll have to find out for yourself)

4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO?
hey, whatever turns you on.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
i don't think my mum cares....

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
a good bonk and and snog behind the bike shed
and naturally Lupin
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS AT TIMES?
remus...

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?
my moony and my body (it is my temple, and like a temple everyone is welcome at any hour of the day or night)

9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?
werewolf sweat when i am a dog

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
see number 4

11. IF YOU DIED TOMORROW:
i should hope it would be in the middle of the best rogering of my life, with my little werewolf for whom i have waited so long and so patiently (hint hint)

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
my mum. Shut up.
but mostly i make other people cry tears of pleasure and joy
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE ?
see number 10

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
the short and curlies, if you get what i mean (wink wink)

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO?
i like more freedom in a relationship, but when it has happened (and it has) it would be in the middle of orgasmic moans and sweating and panting, i guess i am just that good.

16: DO YOU LIKE PORN?
what is the point of porn when you can do better in real life, maybe on a slow night, like if i've only banged one or two people or something

19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON that MADE you MAD?
hmm moony again

20. DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE?
i am fluent in foreplay

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU (OF THE OPPOSITE SEX)?
probably the loss of my virginity, but i'm afraid i can't remember if they were of the opposite sex, or really what orifice , i mean name, even...

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
sure, i can't gaurantee i wouldn't forget them 10 minutes after the plane took off, but it's the thought that counts.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
do you really have to ask that, let's just skip the 20 questions and get under the sheets

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
92

31. BLONDES, REDHEADS OR BRUNETTES?
I'm an equal and all opportunity lover, bring on the men! (or women, or children, i suppose i could show an old lady a good time every once in a while, for charity's sake, besides some of the old bitches really know what they're doing.)

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
i think it is somewhere around the pelvic region, a little hard to read with out unzipping my pants and bending down, though i think the one on my right forearm is a close second. I am rarely the one who makes the calls though,i have house elves to organize my orgies for me, i am just the telephone book.

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
ugly prudish people (ungly but enthusiastic is cool with me.)

34. HAVE YOU EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
if by prank call you mean nun, then yes, the good sisters know of me.

39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS SURVEY?
must you ask?

40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY, WOULD YOU?
why would i ever ruin such a perfect specimin of towering masculinity?

41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
to see if the author wanted to get laid

42. What do you like on ur pizza?
72 virgins

43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
cease to consume liquids

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
a werepuppy! (naked, but for the wrapping paper which i would strip off with my tongue)

45. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF IT SUDDENLY STARTED RAINING BLOOD?
you are one sick motherfucker, you know that?
and i would lap it up in puddles.( just FYI)

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
yes.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
who wants to know?

48. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE?
i like my 11th finger, well it's kinda like a finger but a million times better, you can do alot with a finger though

49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
when i walked into a pole yesterday

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
...sure...but not as much as i like my cock!

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
pretty boy. (it's delicious, i just want to eat you up!)

52. ANY BAD HABITS?
well, people in neighboring motel rooms might think they are bad, can't say that i agree

53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
if by CD you mean sex toy than i am unabashed, but my favorites remain good old chocolate sauce and cool whip

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
i should think we would be more than friends, like maybe fuck buddies

55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
can't say that i remember that well but probably, oh yeah Lupin's a werewolf...(heh, whoops)

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
yeah, i mean to certain extent, but on a slow day, anyone will do as long as they're willing

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
that's like asking "how do i release sperm?"

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
in someone hot.

59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
i trust them about as long as i can bang them

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
myself, i have always found myself quite fun to play with

61. WHAT CLASS IN SCHOOL DO YOU THINK IS TOTALLY USELESS?
herbology (it's for pansies, get it? hah!)

62. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL?
im on one aren't i?

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
wouldn't dream of it.(or am i being sarcastic)

64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
yush

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
the proper genetalia

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
there are been so many, sexy beast, padfoot, and siri come to mind

67. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
sure, see number 13

68. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF ?
i don't wear shoes, i am not out of bed long enough to put the on in any case.

69. DO YOU THINK THAT YOU HAVE STRONG POINTS?
yes. can you guess? the dick is deffinitly a big one (literally)

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
moonzoid

71. What is your shoe size?
like i said, no shoes for this puppy

72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
see #67

73. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
all of my teeth are wise

74. WHO DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?
Lupin and that guy, what's his name, he was just here...great back and thighs, i think he was a biker

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
why would i want to know about them?

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
grunts and thumping, i'm good at multitasking

77. LAST THING YOU ATE?
a cock

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
i don't use freakin muggle trash, unless i am fucking muggles

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
hotness on a scale of 0(james) to moody (60)
just kidding james, please don't beat me to death with your broomstick!

80. DO YOU LOVE THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS?
but of course

81. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
um, just peachy, thanks for asking (feeling like a frisky fuck if you free. alliterations rule!)

Body: super sexy
*Eyes: dreamy
* Hair: delicious
* Height: shut up
* Shoe Size: not as big as my wang size
*Who lives with you?: james, and all my various love slaves
* When is your bedtime?: fool, I don’t have time for sleep
------------------HAVE YOU EVER------------------
* Flown on a plane: why use a plane when there is a much more suicidal alternative of flying motorbike?
* Ever been so drunk you blacked out: hee hee, you’re funny *hic* >THUMP<
* Missed school because it was raining: I live in my school
* Told a guy/girl that you liked them?: yepbut mostly just to get a good snogging
* Put a body part on fire for amusement: Wo0t! “AAAAGH my !@#$% pants! Shit my beautiful hair! But more importantly….my manhood! Oh no, not the twins! Water I need water!. No, what are you talking about? Do you think I’m a pyro or something?
* Been hurt emotionally: mostly I just light other people on fire
* Had an imaginary friend: For the last time, they are not imaginary!
* Wanted to hook up with a friend: hell yeah…moony…
* Ever thought an animated character was hot?: ooh yes, but why settle for that when I have real people ..and sometimes dogs…or werewolves…
* Been on stage: but of course, I am a natural “to pee or not to pee..”
* Cut your hair: Yes, to get rid of the singed bits…
* Had crush on a teacher? Uuug mcgoogly, don’t make me think about that. Who are you anyways?
* Shampoo:No, I go for the natural look, and smell, though often I am told my smell is anything but natural.
* Fav Color: Black, haha, get it, wow I am such a riot.
* Day/Night: NIGHT! Especially full moon, when I get to tussle and bite a certain someone….
* Summer/Winter: summer I can go around naked without freezing my ass off…winter I go around naked with the risk of frostbite in some tender places.
* Lace or Satin: werewolf pelt, rawr!
* Fave Food: tasty little werewolf…
* Fave Advertisement: the one for penis enlargement, gawd that always cracks me up.
* Fave Drink: BLOOD! No seriously though…mmmm beer
* Fave sport: quidditch, and chasing pretty were-boys
* Fave automobile: flying motorbike

---------------RIGHT NOW------------------
* Wearing: nothing at all
* Eating: crumpets
* Drinking: tea
* Thinkin bout: remus, naked
* Listening to: the pleading of half naked men and women for my beautiful body, oh and kasabian, they’re a sweet band.
--------------IN THE LAST 24 HRS------------------
* Cried: alone…at night…in bed (haha like I’m ever alone in bed, god I am such a card)
* Worn jeans: when I’m wearing trousers
* Met someone New online: nah, don’t need to
* Done laundry: when I so rarely wear clothes?
* Drove a car: flying motorbikes all the way! Hardcore!
* Talked on the phone: they come to me, without being called.
* Kissed someone: just one someone?
* Said "I love you": mostly I just hear it actually
---------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN--------------
* Yourself: believe what in myself?
* Your friends: again…what exactly do I believe? That one of them is a sexy little werewolf boy? Yes.
* Santa Claus: duh
* Tooth Fairy: who takes my teeth if not her?
* Destiny/Fate: I live in the moment
* Angels: why not.
* Ghosts: shit yeah…*squeek of fear* the bloody baron…
* UFO's: ?
* God: meh
----------FRIENDS AND LIFE------------------
* Do you ever wish you had another name? why?
* Do you like anyone? Yes…if you want to find out if it’s u call (555-99-333) even if you aren’t the one, you might have fun!
* Which one of your friends acts the most like you? Hmmm…good question.
* Who have you known the longest of your friends: james
* Who's the loudest: me
*Who's your closest girl that’s a friend: lotsa my friends who are girls get pretty close if ya know what I mean, *wink wink*
* Are you close to any family members?: no.
* Who's the weirdest?: …me
* Who do you hang out with the most? Just me and my wang baby (and prongs and moony)
* When you cried the most: after I burn my penis when I lit my trousers on fire
* What's the best feeling in the world: do you really want me to answer that?
* Worst Feeling: a burning wing wong. Don’t try it, it is not pretty, but it has healed quite nicely thank you.
* Do you want all your friends to do this and send it back to you: who are you damnit!?!
* What time is it now? 4:20 *nudge nudge, wink wink* (time for some gillyweed!)
HAVE YOU EVER
1. Kissed your cousin: I dunno, probably
2. Ran away: yes
3. Pictured your crush naked: I don’t have to picture anything, it’s all there, and let’s not limit this to my crush mind you.
4. skipped school: school?
5. Broken someone's heart: What can I say? I am a real heartbreaker, I try not to reject anyone though.
6. Been in love: that’s what I tell em anywayz….but Moony, he is something special
7. Cried when someone died: yeah*sniffle*
8. Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have:I can have them all, and they all want me.
10. Done something embarrassing: If you provincial backward capitalist pigs think getting arrested for peeing nude and in public is embarrassing…I don’t get it I do it as a dog all the time…
11. Done a drug: GILLYWEED! Huzzah!
12. Cried in school: SHUT UP!
WHICH IS BETTER
13. Coke or Pepsi: muggle bilge, what you need is some butter beer, or just beer, that works too.
14. Sprite or 7UP: Capitalist whores all of them…not that I have anything against hookers, don’t get me wrong.
15. Girls or Guys: Guys, girls, it’s all good, but I may have some small preference to boys… remus, he is just too cute! That little poonum!
17. Scruffy or Clean shaven: I myself am scruffy, my little werewolf on the other hand is clean shaven 29 days outta the month (but I don’t think he has hit puberty yet, damn shame, but I like em pretty^^)
18. Blondes or Brunettes: I’ll take em all baby…red heads, raven haired…
19. Bitchy or Slutty: slutty, deffinitely slutty, I’m too nice
20. Tall or Short: like I said, discrimination is mean.
21. Pants or Shorts: NUTHIN! It can’t hold my manhood…nothing but spandex…and even that is stretching it. Oh on others? Nothing still works.
22. Night or Day: I don’t limit myself to nighttime…oh no, there will be no limiting to nighttime
WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX
23. What do you notice first: nudity
24. Last person you slow danced with: james…I think we were both very drunk at the time, least ways I was!
26. Showered: I don’t really shower
27. Stepped outside: yes?
28. Had Sex: Is this a trick question? Let’s just say your mom was first in line.(this is before she went to college) remember kids, always use protection!
RANDOMS
30. Your Good Luck Charm: little werewolf boy
31. Person You Hate Most: my mum
32. Best Thing That Has Happened: your mum(heh heh)
33. On your desk: the latest copy of bitch witch
34. Picture on your desktop: the picture I took of remus when he was sleeping ^^
36. Movie: too dirty to name
37. Artist: Modigliani (doesn’t really matter as long as the painted naked people, ‘sept for Picasso, his nudes were screwy)
39. Ice Cream: yay!
40. Season: the ten months that are school (Isn’t like I go to classes much though)
41. Breakfast Food: werewolf boy, or home fries, whichever.
42. Makes you laugh the most: James, or Remus
43. Makes you smile: remus (in secret pleasure)
44. Can make you feel better no matter what: Remus again! Unless he is determined to keep his clothes on.
45. Has A Crush On You: I can’t count that high
46. Do You Have A Crush On Someone: way I see it, if I have a crush on one person I might disappoint my fan club….but I really want to get into remus’ pants…yeah that’s right, call me hot stuff, you know my number! Woof!
47. Who Has it easier? Girls or Guys?: depends.
DO YOU EVER
49. Sit by the phone waiting for a phone call all night:I don’t use phones you silly muggle
50. Save AIM conversations: ????
51. Save E-mails: once more….
52. Forward secret E-mails: ditto above.
53. Wish you were someone else: Now why would I ever do a thing like that?
54. Wish you were a member of the opposite sex: well technically I am also someone of the opposite sex…also a different species and several other races…but I am sexy in any alter ego!
55. Wear perfume: only when I am alone…wait a second…
56. Kiss:yush!
57. Cuddle: and much much more
58. Go online for longer than eight hours at a time:online?
HAVE YOU EVER
59. Fallen for your best friend?: *sigh*, yes
60. Made out with JUST a friend?: yeah
61. Kissed two people in the same day?: dude, after awhile I just can’t keep count.
62 Had sex with two different people in the same day?: likewise
63. Been rejected: who would do a thing like that to a sexy dog like me?
64. Been in love?: yes.
65. Been in lust?: what’s the difference? Gawd, one of my girl friends (or was it boyfriends?) got mad at me for that too, I still don’t get it….
68. Cheated on someone?: I don’t cheat on anyone, I just screw around with a lot of people, it’s okay, they usually don’t mind, mass orgies are like that.
69. Been cheated on?: huh?
70. Been kissed?: well duh
71. Done something you regret?: what?
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
72. You touched?: good question. I don’t know if anybody has the answer.
73. You talked to on the phone?: again with the phones?
74. You hugged? Uh, remus’ mum I believe.
75. you instant messaged?: ????
76. You kissed?: don’t remember the bloke’s name
77. You yelled at?: my mum
78. You thought about? Remus, without any clothes on
79. Who text messaged you?: *sigh* will you ever learn?
80. Who broke your heart? moony
81. who told you they loved you?: can’t remember the girl’s name…
82. Color your hair? Like I said, I go for the natural look
83. Have tattoos?: yes, of naked people..on my body, I touch them..(just kidding I’m not THAT desperate)
84. Have piercings?: uh huh
85. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: as numerous as the stars in the sky
86. Own a webcam?: what is this muggle device?
87. Own a thong?: woo! Yeah!
88. Ever get off the damn computer?I have to get off it to get on someone else.


A short synopsis:
(do not read this if you plan on seeing the movie and want to be surprised)
The movie opens with a family torn by divorce. Tom Cruise (is that how you spell it? i should know) that damn dirty scientologist, (i am cool with most religions, just don't like it when people push their beliefs on others) is the Father of an angsty teen, Robbie, and a little girl named Rachel. He is living in not so nice a neighborhood and has little food in the fridge while "Tim" his ex-wife's new husband is obviiously very well to do and gets along fine with the kids, a fact which Tom resents. So then on to the action: Strange lightening storm that makes everything stop working, watches-cars, and strikes 26 times in the same place. To make a long story short enormous three-legged aliens of death burst from the ground (apparently placed there before humans existed by some advanced alien race) and start killing people.Tom and his two kids escape in the only working van in the city and possibly the world and drive to their mother and Tim's house in the nice part of the neighborhood. Mom and Tim are at the grandparent's house in Boston but the dysfunctional three sleep in the basement. They are awakened in the middle of the night as burning stuff breaks throught the small window and are on the run again. Robbie is resentful and runs away to join the army trying to fight off the evil killer alien thingamagiggies while Tom screams after him and Rachel screams and everyone else who is being incinerated by alien death rays screams. Tom and his daughter hole up in some crazy guy's basement. Tom ends up killing the crazy man so that he does not get he and his daughter killed by alerting the aliens to the presence of some fresh meat. strange red vine things cover everything and looking out the little basement window he realizes that the aliens are capturing people and then sucking out their blood to use as fertalizer for the creepy vine plants. So anyways to skip alot of unneccessary screaming and unhappiness on the end The evil three-legged aliens of death are done in by bird shit, yes that is right, the shit of birds.
The review:
I do not think it can be explained in meer words the degree to which i dislike this movie. To say that i would rather be barfed on by a radioactive shoe salesmen with ebola from sodomizing a monkey than watch this movie is an understatement. (okay so maybe not, i would really not want that to happen to me but i bet it gives you an idea of the intensity of this hate) the most over-used line in the movie is "ROBBIE!" and it makes me depressed just thinking about the extent to which the book was butchered an insult to literature ( mind you i have never read the book but i do enjoy righteous indignation.) so i bet no one will read this because it is freakin' long and pointless, my advice to you? If you have read this, you are pathetic, or really really considerate. in either case i suggest you light something on fire and have your memory erased, leaving on an inexplicable but buirning resolve never to watch the aformentioned movie.
good luck to you all, i feel akin to some sort of savior having done this, my brain has died for speilburg's sins or some such (not that i am on par with jesus, no where near. He was really cool, i am not that conceited) anyways, don't watch the movie,
cheers
padfoot

SHUT UP MONKEYS! SHUT UP! damn monkeys...
I am afraid that connie was all that was keeping me sane, ooh, i capitalized an i back there, that hasn't happened for a long,long time on LJ. That's it i am bonkers and I (with a capital I) am screwed.
"OH PARTICAPALS! Why must you dangle so?"
so chado kun is gone.
is gone.
is gone.
I thought i would get to see him once more before he left, but i guess not. And you know what the saddest thing is? what i was most afraid of? It wasn't not seeing Theo again, I knew i would, it was that I wouldn't be able to cry. How pathetic is that? But i did, so, no worries. Heh, I SAID i would update you wanted me to update so you deserve whatever cosmic craziiness will befall you after reading this. That is all.
Bye Blu.
-Siri

P.S. For all those who i have not seen for a while, and so have no idea what the f*ck (sry) is going on I was actually talking about one person...I just used like 4 names and two genders...long story, just go with the flow, you don't even know the bird so it's all cool.

AAAAH f*ckin' monkeys! No not me ear! OMFG, THE BLOOD! it is f*cking everywhere OMFG AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH get away from me you derranged prosimmions! oh sh*t this one is slinging it's own poop. SH*T! (literally) oh god, not in the eye, damn it got right in my eye. THAT'S IT! You crazy monkeys are going down *evil laughter and much lurid carnage are witnessed...until there are no witnesses...hee hee hee*...jeez...heh heh, sorry, monkey troubles. f*cking monkeys...

booya grandma
and anotherone bites the dust-ah!

connie is leaving.

need i say more?

i was just sitting here at my computer,the cold monitor light in my eyes,
and i was thinking
about you, how you had endured so much
and born your burdens out of sight.
Every smile, every comment a peice of your costume.
I was thinking that perhaps no one knows who you are,
or what you have suffered.
how many times have you cried?

Good thing i am already on the darkside or i might be worried. i spent 4 hours just wandering around the island and getting lost, avoiding human contact and singing quietly to myself, it's the most fun i have had in ages. Speaking of England and old friends, wich we weren't (this could be because we are not infact speaking and i don't know quite who "we" reffers to) i am flying by myself to england to visit one of my bestest buddies, ariel sayre. I'm going in april though so i have time. ufortunatly i will be missing a week of school right before exams so i have alot of work to do. but we can't all be amazingly cool, except for me of course. many of you have some potential, and with my training you might do pretty well for yourselves but i suppose i am being optimistic.

Aesma9 (pronounced bitch, today)
PS. call 1-800 I-ADMIT-THAT-I-SUCK to learn my Larish ways^.^

You are a cat woman. You are independant and very
self-rigious. You have a mind of your own and
are not afraid to show it. You tend to hide
your true feelings and get frustrated (easy).


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